What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

When do you start "growing old"?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.